Red Ridin' Hoods
The Contenders

This little darling's egg hatched at the age of 14 underneath the concession stand at Roller City. Nourished on a strict diet of birthday cake and cotton candy, she quickly became the greatest Skate-A-Sauraus the Rhode Island circuit had ever seen.  Soon after winning her first back to back New England Regional Limbo Titles in the summer of 93, Tradgedy Struck...During a highly complex Hokey Pokey maneuver, She attempted a bold move that ended up with her right foot in and her left foot out. The doctors tried everything even shaking it all a bout, but to no avail. She was given the choice between being confined to neon lycra ensembles and inline skates for the rest of her life, or a trying a controversial procedure knowen only on the black market roller-skating scene.  Choosing the latter, she was immediately whisked away by a team of Italian scientists who implanted a robotic box, not yet approved by the FDA into her sternum. In the following months Smashbox evolved into a possed, cyborg-like,four wheeled hellcat. With bearing grease in her veins and a sugary sweet demeanor she is quite litarlly the most perfectly engineered roller queen the world has ever seen.  Speed, Precise engineering, Bionic Power, Relentless aggression on the track you are left to marvel as the Smashbox flies by, with her signature possessed, sweet smile and the faint sound of hydraulics in the distance.