Sugar Kill Gang
The Contenders (co-captain)


Fast and dangerous, that's our little Miss Ho J Simpson; a deadly, whirling derby doll, who is ready, willing and able to slice and dice anyone who gets in her way, or fucks with her hair.

"I've been falsely accused of many crimes against man and nature" the jugular-loving jammer says. "Nothing is a crime if you don't get caught."

Reared by a she-wolf in the wilds of Wyoming, Ho J. is handy with a knife, and able to gut a deer in 10 minutes. By age 2 (that's 14 in wolf years) Ho J lead her pack on raids across Wyoming and Montana.

Ho J was bound for Mexico and fresh game when an overzealous district attorney filed a slew of bogus charges against her in Los Angeles. She fled to Colorado where she found that with her pack mentality and speed roller derby fit like a glove.

Her interests include skating fast and driving her white bronco very slow.