"HER NAME STRIKES FEAR IN THE HEARTS"

You know that eerie feeling you get when you’re alone in the house and you think someone is standing right behind you?  Or, out of nowhere, there comes a slight breeze that forces you to suck in your breath and moves your papers?  You freeze.  Your heart races.  You’re so scared you can’t move.  It’s probably She Who Can Not be Named.

She Who Can Not be Named wasn’t always nameless.  But the way she could stealthily skate up on others and scream past or knock girls flying into guests’ laps built up such fear across the country that just the sound of her name could cause heart arrhythmias and sometimes death.

She Who, as she’s sometimes called, has a supernatural and ghostlike way of being in many places at once.  On the track you won’t know if she’s blocking or jamming. They both look the same.  More than just spine-chilling, it can be spine altering when she hits like a 200 pound behemoth and skates like she has wheels directly on her feet.

It’s downright uncanny, and frankly, quite creepy.

When she’s not whacking girls for fun in practice, she launches opponents on both the Red Ridin Hoods and 5280 Fight Club. And you don’t want to cross her path in a dark alley while she’s holding her sticks for her drums. 

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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2007 Awards:

MVP Hoods

Superior Work Ethic 

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She Who Cannot Be Named is the RMRG Interleague Relations Director/WFTDA Representative. Direct any related questions to She Who at shewho@rockymountainrollergirls.com.