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DENVER – Dangerous Leigh A’zon, a member of the reclusive-rare-snooty-and-tall French Amazonian tribe, has joined the ranks of the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls to add a few more curves to the track.

Prone to seeking pain for pleasure, the 5-foot-8 warrior found roller derby to be a natural fit, trading quills by day for quads by night. Along with an evil block from her Amazonian roots, competitors can plan on her French genes to deliver a cutting quip to add a little insult to injury.

Born the only daughter of Pop A’zon and Mom A’zon, three siblings – BrotherLeigh I, BrotherLeigh II, and BrotherLeigh III – toughened the adorable young girl through games of football on asphalt, teaching her cuss words, coaching her to punch boys in the nose, and telling her she was too young to do, well, anything ever.

Thanks in part to the sibling rivalries, Dangerous grew to be vicious member of the Fourth Estate, which is the best raw material for super heroes. Ask any geek.

She has a record of charismatic cult leadership, nefarious plotting, hanging about with shady characters, performing with carnies, collecting unpaid parking tickets in multiple jurisdictions, coaxing perfectly innocent people to see really bad movies, and general insubordination. She has only two cats. Just two. No more.

Dangerous is described as 5’8’, 6’ in wheels, brown/brown, 150, 32DD, 3.95, curvy, nerdy, cranky, late to practice, calculating, nocturnal, and probably distracted by something glittery. If you find her, please return her to the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls. She’s probably wandered off again.